Idiotorial cum editorial column

Lost in the universe of (self made) slangs 'n' abbreviations , the chatters keep on 'chattofying' ..(such words ll keep on ushering now).
Be it the continuous form of tense or not.......we would still add "ing" as a suffix to just not a verb but every single word we use ,
for instance (a brief conversation)- Hiya, howdy? [Hi, how're u]
Kya karing , wassup? [A simple , what's going on at your
end could do ]
kuchh soching?....(if yes) then gooding...
huh!
nvm , I mean never mind if u didnt make out what I wanted to convey....after all "its not as simple as sharpening ur pencil"[self invented idiom or may be discovered]............or as easy as chewing ur gum [hey ! dont start chewing ur gums now..:p]

Its getting baffling , aint it?.....all what u need is an internet lingo translator....scroll down for the link
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Do you really feel the need? , We can do this on our own by trying not to adulterate any language .:)
A language loses its glory when polluted with aforementioned slangs . Doesnt it???Ponder over it.